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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 01:21

Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Did Leonardo da Vinci paint two Mona Lisas? Where are they?
Still no good
No way
share office space ...
Did sharing a wife turn out okay?
Still no good.
—
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
Do you enjoy cheating on your spouse? If so, why?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
Then came..
Blink and your AI security playbook is out of date - Axios
No go.
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
Do women like watching men sucking men?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
So they tried
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
How do you get started in bestiality with a dog as a male?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Your chatbot friend might be messing with your mind - The Washington Post
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts