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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 01:21

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Did Leonardo da Vinci paint two Mona Lisas? Where are they?

Still no good

No way

share office space ...

Did sharing a wife turn out okay?

Still no good.

Unacceptable again!

How do you feel cockroach?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

They put up a sign reading

Catatonics & High Colonics

France blown away! Records sent tumbling as Les Bleus concede five goals for the first time in 56 YEARS against incredible Spain - Goal.com

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Next, they tried...

Do you enjoy cheating on your spouse? If so, why?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Just Forget it!

Then came..

Blink and your AI security playbook is out of date - Axios

No go.

Minds and Behinds

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

How can you determine if you are eating enough while trying to lose weight? Can consuming too little food slow down metabolism and impede fat loss?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So, the docs changed it to read

Do women like watching men sucking men?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Thumbs down again.

So they tried

Why is the left keep misrepresenting what Trump said about his daughter? When asked if he would date her if he weren’t her father, it simply reflected pride in raising a smart, respectful, and loving daughter with good morals all men want that no?

Loons and Moons

No, not a chance

Everyone loved it.

How do you get started in bestiality with a dog as a male?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Your chatbot friend might be messing with your mind - The Washington Post

Freaks and Cheeks

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Nuts and Butts

What are your main K-pop groups? (Or groups you listen to)?